"Oh, and Mr. Customer did you say that your PW contractor washed the walks just last week? Well, he must be a hack, and I'm not a hack -- just ask anyone at PWI, they'll tell you! And even though you already have a PW contractor, I'm a professional and I have a Landa and it is my responsibility to show you exactly why you made a poor decision rather than sitting down and explaining to you why I'm better, well, I just prefer to take the easy way out and instead of looking you in the eye and asking for the order, well, I'll show you.
"And, Mr. Customer, I understand that you gave the busines to the guy who had the balls, initiative and sales skills to earn your business in the first place. But I'm not a hack like the cold water guy is, so I trespassed on your property in the dead of night, long after you had gone home for the night, to show you how good I am, how dumb you are for hiring the other guy, and in the process sorry if I embarassed you in front of your manager/owner/employees who had to pass the really cool stencil I just bought. See, all that is cool 'cuz I'm a professional and its my job to show you how wrong you are and I have a Landa and I'm tired of losing work to this guy because he uses cold and, well, forget it...
"Anyway, I'm glad I didn't damage anything while I was there, because my insurance agent might get mad at me and he might be right because I really ought to spend more time doing personal selling and selling quality over price, but sometimes I just go to the PWI board and post videos because I get so damn mad and because this guy is terrible and I'm not a hack and he is a hack and doesn't have a Landa.
"So anyway, hope to earn your business!"