Dear Moderator, RUSS

[DJ Carroll]

LOL


Minister of Trim . . . .I like it

 

[superiorpw]

If you are banned, can you still get on to read the forums? I understand you wount be able to post.

You don't have to be logged in to read the forums. So if you were at another location, then yes, you could still read the forums as a non-member.

 

[Ron Musgraves]

Bahahahhhahaa

Seriously though, I think Ron should be Secretary of 10%.

I vote rog for accounts payable...

 

[HotShot_Anthony]

I like what that ticket represents. I'll be sure to do some reloading for all the stupid endangered species that get in the way of our drilling. If we can go on without Dinosaurs we can surely make it without the spotted owl.



I think Rog should be some kind of internal affairs or whatever they call it in the gov't. Keep the gov't officials honest. I don't think he would have a problem with rooting out dishonesty.

 

[mbryan]

what about Chris Gibson?

Absentee Ballot

 

[dodsonish]

Poor Ed. Too bad for him. Where will he strike next?

 

[HotShot_Anthony]

He's on TGS now...

 

[Ashley Phillips]

Russ and I are not affiliated with Democrats, Republicans, or Independents. We have started something new called the Tailgate Party.

We will be very up front about our intentions for running the country, we want to make as much money off you suckers as possible. That means Pro Kleen will have all exclusive rights to any government contracts they want at double the current rate. Bryan Exhaust will get clean every hood in any government building they want at 3 times the current pricing (I get more because I'm the Prez). Any contracts we don't want we will leave to you peons at 50% above the current pricing, we fully expect a 10% kickback on everything.

We are also opening up some new cabinet seats:

JFife - Minister of Funk
Thad - Secretary of Classic Rock
Squirt - Director of the BBA (Baseball Bat Agency)
Musgraves - Head of the Council of Krystal Relations
DJ - Minister of Trim

We will also bring back all our troops from Iraq and Afghanistan, and send over every prisoner in America to replace them (unarmed). Every unit that comes back will receive a ticker tape parade at the end of which the former Prez will genuflect and kiss each one of their asses and hand them a $10,000 bonus check and the deed to any land they currently hold mortgages on. They will all receive free healthcare for the rest of their lives in the finest hospitals in the nation. Every Veteran currently in VA hospitals will also be moved to the upscale privatized sector.

We will start drilling in Alaska and Canada immediately, and end our dependence on foreign oil (Lets face it, Canada is part of the U.S., they just don't know it yet) Ant will be in charge of eradicating any endagered species that get in our way.

Thats about it for now, let me know if we have a shot.

Matt, Think you can find something for me to do?

Maybe something with Sarah Palain, ............anything?

 

[mbryan]

Matt, Think you can find something for me to do?

Maybe something with Sarah Palain, ............anything?

Ashley Phillips - Director of Internal Affairs