Dear Moderator, RUSS

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No Ant , we started a no tolerance policy, we will not tolerate the bashing of any individual any longer, Ed came here and started in on TGP and I simply put a stop to it, I appreciate you guys and they way you are handling yourselves and I will not condone someone who he always coming here only to pick a fight, Ed never has anything positive to offer PWI SO, he is no longer welcome.

Good to see ya by the way
 
Wyatt Earp: All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!
 
Jonathan Ellis said:
If you guys are voted into office in November what would you do for the pressure washing industry? Forget anything else, pressure washing would rule the world. Mayby you could keep as many people in Iraq as possible and send pressure washers over there so they could replace guns and bombs. Just a big water gun fight.

Where does Ron fit into your campaign? He could be the Defense Secretary.
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Russ and I are not affiliated with Democrats, Republicans, or Independents. We have started something new called the Tailgate Party.

We will be very up front about our intentions for running the country, we want to make as much money off you suckers as possible. That means Pro Kleen will have all exclusive rights to any government contracts they want at double the current rate. Bryan Exhaust will get clean every hood in any government building they want at 3 times the current pricing (I get more because I'm the Prez). Any contracts we don't want we will leave to you peons at 50% above the current pricing, we fully expect a 10% kickback on everything.

We are also opening up some new cabinet seats:

JFife - Minister of Funk
Thad - Secretary of Classic Rock
Squirt - Director of the BBA (Baseball Bat Agency)
Musgraves - Head of the Council of Krystal Relations
DJ - Minister of Trim

We will also bring back all our troops from Iraq and Afghanistan, and send over every prisoner in America to replace them (unarmed). Every unit that comes back will receive a ticker tape parade at the end of which the former Prez will genuflect and kiss each one of their asses and hand them a $10,000 bonus check and the deed to any land they currently hold mortgages on. They will all receive free healthcare for the rest of their lives in the finest hospitals in the nation. Every Veteran currently in VA hospitals will also be moved to the upscale privatized sector.

We will start drilling in Alaska and Canada immediately, and end our dependence on foreign oil (Lets face it, Canada is part of the U.S., they just don't know it yet) Ant will be in charge of eradicating any endagered species that get in our way.

Thats about it for now, let me know if we have a shot.
 
mbryan said:
Russ and I are not affiliated with Democrats, Republicans, or Independents. We have started something new called the Tailgate Party.

We will be very up front about our intentions for running the country, we want to make as much money off you suckers as possible. That means Pro Kleen will have all exclusive rights to any government contracts they want at double the current rate. Bryan Exhaust will get clean every hood in any government building they want at 3 times the current pricing (I get more because I'm the Prez). Any contracts we don't want we will leave to you peons at 50% above the current pricing, we fully expect a 10% kickback on everything.

We are also opening up some new cabinet seats:

JFife - Minister of Funk
Thad - Secretary of Classic Rock
Squirt - Director of the BBA (Baseball Bat Agency)
Musgraves - Head of the Council of Krystal Relations
DJ - Minister of Trim

We will also bring back all our troops from Iraq and Afghanistan, and send over every prisoner in America to replace them (unarmed). Every unit that comes back will receive a ticker tape parade at the end of which the former Prez will genuflect and kiss each one of their asses and hand them a $10,000 bonus check and the deed to any land they currently hold mortgages on. They will all receive free healthcare for the rest of their lives in the finest hospitals in the nation. Every Veteran currently in VA hospitals will also be moved to the upscale privatized sector.

We will start drilling in Alaska and Canada immediately, and end our dependence on foreign oil (Lets face it, Canada is part of the U.S., they just don't know it yet) Ant will be in charge of eradicating any endagered species that get in our way.

Thats about it for now, let me know if we have a shot.
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what about Chris Gibson?
 
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