You MIGHT Be A Redneck IF

[Russ Spence]

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits on the beach in the sand, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

 

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

I stuck up for your momma.
Someone said she likes crap sandwiches.
We know that aint true cause she is allergic to bread

 

[Kory]

if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.

Does chipping one count?

 

[Kory]

Yo mama's so dumb she got fire for thrown the W's out at the M&M factory