Ron, what are you doing to destroy the industry today?

Tony Shelton

Tony Shelton

BS Detector, Esquire
I'm opening up a thread to investigate what Ron is doing to destroy our industry on a daily basis. We know that Friday he had dinner with us and Carlos G. At which time he purchased the last remaining rights to the UAMCC in exchange for fixing a flat Carlos had between out of town jobs. Ron posted the picture somewhere.

Yesterday he further embarrassed the industry with this:


His destruction never ceases. I never realized his true identity till yesterday when I saw this guy running from him and realized that Ron is, in fact, the Coyote:


If any of you guys spot him and Ron, if you see this please post up some pics of what you are doing to destroy our industry today.
 
I don't know about destroying the industry buy I heard that Ron buys the expensive warranty on his computers and breaks them right before they expire so he can get a new one for free. O wait....
 
I just got a disturbing call. Ron has kidnapped my kids and grandkids.

He sent me this ransom picture as proof of life.

Apparently at his own expense he is holding them all hostage at Circus Circus while Shelly and I relax at home.

Says he won't release them unless we let him buy all of us pizza for lunch.

Somebody needs to stop this guy!

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Oh yeah, it's about the children alright. He's already influenced my daughter. I don't even know her anymore. She used to be perfectly content to be an underachiever, readily accepting her "participation" and "attendance" awards and other such valuable esteem building awards. Now she likes to WIN! What can we do to stop this devastating influence?

 
Good stuff...lol
 
So, if he keeps Chris, how much will you pay him?
 
Lenny Schrecengost said:
I think Ron's coming to Va to take my business. I'm going to be in Phoenix in a couple of weeks and he happens to be out of town then. How convient?

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Not to worry, I will be here...
 
Newlook said:
Tony,

Hope the kids are safe. Ron must have slipped this in my truck after dinner Friday night......hope you find your kids!View attachment 18369
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That's a good inside joke that will most certainly be fodder for some good juicy drama later. Just sit back and enjoy the show Carlos.

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I got some of my offspring back, but He's still got two held against their will in a torture contraption at the New York New York Roller coaster.

How long can this behavior continue before we stand up as an industry and use an org's money to investigate this man?

It's for the CHILDREN!

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