The Cleaner

Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
The Chicago Bears had the perfect team, but the only thing missing was a good quarterback. The head coach had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So Coach brought him to the States, taught him the great game of football; the Bears went on to win the Super Bowl
After the game the young Afghan was hailed as the great hero of football, and at the press conference that followed, Coach asked him, in addition to all the fame, if there was anything else he wanted. All the young athlete wished for was to call his mother and tell her of his feat.

"Mom," he said into the phone,"I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you!" said the old Muslim woman. "You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleaded. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of adoring fans!"

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother replied. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten to within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady paused, then tearfully said, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"