Phelps Wand and Phelps Equipment

Chris,
No moderator changed my post I did,out of respect for Ron.In an attempt tpo get the chaos to die down.Ass for teh psot about driving cross country that was in reply to Russ and Nicole about the secret forum.Now please let this go,it's not gaining anyone anything and it is degrading the professionalism pf the BBS.
 
Squirtgun said:
Chris,
No moderator changed my post I did,out of respect for Ron.In an attempt tpo get the chaos to die down.Ass for teh psot about driving cross country that was in reply to Russ and Nicole about the secret forum.Now please let this go,it's not gaining anyone anything and it is degrading the professionalism pf the BBS.
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Ok Scott, you are right, we all need to let this go man.
I am gonna clean things up.
I think we all needed to get some things off our chests, we did, and time to move on now.

BTW, I like Cigars too, and STILL looking for that cheap, everyday smoke!

Chris
 
Squirtgun said:
It's not any worse than my 2 can a day smokeless tobacco habit.
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Agreed, or any worse then my cigarette smoking!
I quit smoking cigarettes for years.
Just did a good cigar from time to time.

I am TRYING to "wean" myself back to cigars, they are easier to quit!
None of the stuff is any good fer ya.

That said, I drink Pomengranite juice, eat lots on Blueberrys and Strawberrys, and other Anti Oxidants.

They are supposed to protect us from things called free radicals, that cause cancer.
 
I chewed up to two cans of copenhagen for 12 years.

Even after my father died on me of cancer at 17yrs old.
When my sister died of cancer at 32 w/no smoking or drinking I relised I needed to stop.

I quit one day and it has been about 4 or five years now :)

Imo if cancer is on the hunt for you and you dont know it you will die no matter what you smoke/chew. I just want to see my son grow up and not be alone like I was.

Good luck to anyone quitting...its all self discipline. No patches...fake chew nothing. You put the crap in your mouth now take it out.

Think about the asswhipe that is making all the money off your azz. You are his sheep and he has the crook!
 
taselton2 said:
My "gun" for softwashing roofs, etc... very simple and cheap. Since we rinse with it also, it last several months. Guns are much easier for me to operate since I only need only one hand to adjust the pattern & turn on/off.
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SWEET! I use the same gun as you Tim! I put an adapter on the end with stainless steel couplers and stainless nozzles. I might try out those plastic nozzles Chris talks about.

He cracks me up! Good to see his posts again, I wonder what ol' Apple is up to today.

Post by Apple:
"Hey, I saw an ""Obituary"" in the paper the other day ....

It read .... Here lie's Joe, he was so kind
Died with a PVC wand sticking out of his behind.
As he lay dying, at the crack of dawn
He said "PLEASE don't turn that Ball valve on!"
 
"Hey, I saw an ""Obituary"" in the paper the other day ....

It read .... Here lie's Joe, he was so kind
Died with a PVC wand sticking out of his behind.
As he lay dying, at the crack of dawn
He said "PLEASE don't turn that Ball valve on!"

BY CHRIS @ APPLE
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HEY NOW THATS FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!


i use all plastic or "poly" now ,its really the best IMHO
 
Mike Sullivan said:
SWEET! I use the same gun as you Tim! I put an adapter on the end with stainless steel couplers and stainless nozzles. I might try out those plastic nozzles Chris talks about.

He cracks me up! Good to see his posts again, I wonder what ol' Apple is up to today.

Post by Apple:
"Hey, I saw an ""Obituary"" in the paper the other day ....

It read .... Here lie's Joe, he was so kind
Died with a PVC wand sticking out of his behind.
As he lay dying, at the crack of dawn
He said "PLEASE don't turn that Ball valve on!"
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Still alive and well Mike!

Made us a grand today, a big azz Tile roof, filthy too.
Just got back from Winter Garden Florida, near Orlando.

I usually do not like to go to Orlando, but this one was for a Property Manager who moved over there.

Said he is gonna have more work for us over there, so it LOOKS like we may be in Orlando more then I anticipated ?

Traffic is murder over there,, even though it is not really that far from Tampa.

It's Friday!
Gonna go raise some Hell tonight.
 
Russ s said:
"Hey, I saw an ""Obituary"" in the paper the other day ....

It read .... Here Lie's Joe, he was so kind
Died with a PVC wand sticking out of his behind.
As he lay dying, at the crack of dawn
He said "PLEASE don't turn that Ball valve on!"

BY CHRIS @ APPLE
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HEY NOW THATS FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!


i use all plastic or "poly" now ,its really the best IMHO
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Here is a NEW one, LOL

"This new guy Joe, he is so serene
Heard about some wand, on "Some Internet Scene"
It MUST be good, the shills did gush
And in correct information, he did trust

The "Apple Man" did TRY to warn
But other said Apple was just blowing his own horn

And so Joe became mighty aloof
And took his wand up on the roof

Chlorine crystals dried, got into the valve
And on his skin, he puts salve

The granules were loose, he slipped and fell
And now he is in a living hell.

He lay dying, butt towards the sky
Still wiping chlorine from his eye

And from his behind does sprout
The PVC Wand internet shills "talk about"

As the chlorine flowed into his bowels
He was barely able to pronounce his vowels

But somehow as he lay dying.
He started to pray, and began crying

"Forgive me Lord, for I was bored
When I went on that "information board"

For many debts, I was billed
I didn't realize I got shilled

I was just trying to feed the wife, and family
Now, I will be with you Lord, for eternity

Protect O Lord, other Roof Cleaning men
So this never happens to anyone again

Hear my prayer O Lord, from your servant on the ground
And PLEASE don't turn that ball valve on :eek:
 
Apple Roof Cleaning said:
Here is a NEW one, LOL

"This new guy Joe, he is so serene
Heard about some wand, on "Some Internet Scene"
It MUST be good, the shills did gush
And in correct information, he did trust

The "Apple Man" did TRY to warn
But other said Apple was just blowing his own horn

And so Joe became mighty aloof
And took his wand up on the roof

Chlorine crystals dried, got into the valve
And on his skin, he puts salve

The granules were loose, he slipped and fell
And now he is in a living hell.

He lay dying, butt towards the sky
Still wiping chlorine from his eye

And from his behind does sprout
The PVC Wand internet shills "talk about"

As the chlorine flowed into his bowels
He was barely able to pronounce his vowels

But somehow as he lay dying.
He started to pray, and began crying

"Forgive me Lord, for I was bored
When I went on that "information board"

For many debts, I was billed
I didn't realize I got shilled

I was just trying to feed the wife, and family
Now, I will be with you Lord, for eternity

Protect O Lord, other Roof Cleaning men
So this never happens to anyone again

Hear my prayer O Lord, from your servant on the ground
And PLEASE don't turn that ball valve on :eek:
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Glad you still have at least one place that's become enough of a cesspool to allow this type of stupidity.
 
oneness said:
Glad you still have at least one place that's become enough of a cesspool to allow this type of stupidity.
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God Mike, You ACT almost llike a man with a "vested interest" :confused:

May we please have a little fun ?
Can you ALLOW me to make my point that I do not like PVC wands in a funny way ?

This is NOT The Crime Scene, nor the "Mike Williamson Scene" either.

This is PWI, and some guys having a little fun on a Friday evening.
 
How about a poem about greasers?
 
It would have to be in the Exclusive area, I'm sure.
 
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