On the lighter side

The Cleaner

The Cleaner

Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
Two sperms are racing to get to the uterus
One says to the other, we need to pick up the pace !!
The other sperms asks, why the hurry?
Well says the other sperm, we just now past the tonsils.

This is for Larry....I know your laughing...Get Well Soon Low Ball !!
 
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."


I'm glad you feeling better Larry !
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The Cleaner said:
Two sperms are racing to get to the uterus
One says to the other, we need to pick up the pace !!
The other sperms asks, why the hurry?
Well says the other sperm, we just now past the tonsils.

This is for Larry....I know your laughing...Get Well Soon Low Ball !!
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Oh yeah he's laughing...he loves those
 
Dirt Fighter said:
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."


I'm glad you feeling better Larry !
​
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Good one
 
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