On a lighter note

Russ Spence

Russ Spence

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‎2 kids in a hospital outside the operating room

1st kid asks, "What are you in here for?"

2nd kid says, "Getting my tonsils out, I'm a little nervous.

1st kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, when you wake up they give you Jello & ice cream. It's a breeze."

2nd kid asks, "What are you here for?" 1st kid says, "Circumcision." "Whoa!", the 2nd kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
 
That's funny! In the Philippines the kids get circumcised around the age of 10 or 12. It's a rite of passage and they are excited about it...then they suddenly walk around holding the crouch of their pants like thug gangsters for a week or two!
 
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.

"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.

"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.

"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.

"That's because he's inside your cat!"​

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Russ Spence said:

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.

"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.

"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.

"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.

"That's because he's inside your cat!"​

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Thats a good one!
 
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