sweetwater
New member
Just a few random thoughts from interactions I've had with people on tonight's night shift:
1) Why is it that fat people complain the loudest about having to walk an extra 50 to 100 feet to an alternate exit or around a barricade? Hey chubby, the exercise will do you good!
2) What part of please don't walk there do you not comprehend?
3) Which part of my safety precautions did you not see? Was it the flashing lights on the vehicle? Was it the men in fluorescent safety vests? Was it the caution tape? Was it the safety cones? Time for a visit to the optometrist!!!!
4) Yeah I heard your comment to your friends about how much money you could make if you "slipped and fell" on this wet concrete. By the way it's not "wet" ... that 120 dB roar you hear is my recovery system.... No standing water here!
5) I hate gum spitters.... Wait this is making me money, Maybe on the other hand I do like Gum spitters. Nah... Can't stand them.
1) Why is it that fat people complain the loudest about having to walk an extra 50 to 100 feet to an alternate exit or around a barricade? Hey chubby, the exercise will do you good!
2) What part of please don't walk there do you not comprehend?
3) Which part of my safety precautions did you not see? Was it the flashing lights on the vehicle? Was it the men in fluorescent safety vests? Was it the caution tape? Was it the safety cones? Time for a visit to the optometrist!!!!
4) Yeah I heard your comment to your friends about how much money you could make if you "slipped and fell" on this wet concrete. By the way it's not "wet" ... that 120 dB roar you hear is my recovery system.... No standing water here!
5) I hate gum spitters.... Wait this is making me money, Maybe on the other hand I do like Gum spitters. Nah... Can't stand them.