Tony Shelton
BS Detector, Esquire
I'm going to make some signs that say:
Look to your left and smile.
Your are inside my walled property illegally.
By the time you've gotten close enough to read this your picture will already be automatically emailed to the police department and three of my neighbors.
A lot of politicians live on this street and because of that response time is usually about 3 minutes.
I'd guess you have about 2 minutes now to run as fast as you can if you are to have any chance of not being arrested.
Good luck.
Of course I will have to have it in spanish too.
Look to your left and smile.
Your are inside my walled property illegally.
By the time you've gotten close enough to read this your picture will already be automatically emailed to the police department and three of my neighbors.
A lot of politicians live on this street and because of that response time is usually about 3 minutes.
I'd guess you have about 2 minutes now to run as fast as you can if you are to have any chance of not being arrested.
Good luck.
Of course I will have to have it in spanish too.