Jocko !!

[The Cleaner]

They say he died of a heart attack in hospital, but he was really having a stroke in the childrens ward.

MJ also liked going to K-Mart because he heard that childrens pants were Half Off !!

 

[Big E]

No, No, No, The official cause of death to Michael Jackson was per the coroner's report was FOOD POISONING!!!!!! They said he died because he ate an 8 year old wiener.

 

[bamawash]

McDonalds is now offering the MJ burger in honor of his death. Its 50 yr. old meat in between 10 yr. old buns !

 

[The Cleaner]

Ok lets keep this going!!

MJ said he loved having 28yr olds.
because he had 20 8yr olds....

 

[crfguy168]

Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven and God granted her one wish. Her wish was to keep all the children in the world safe. So God killed Micheal Jackson!!

 

[Derek Belden]

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There is a big wheel parked outside his house!

 

[Derek Belden]

who does michael jackson consider a perfect "10"?
Two five year olds!

 

[Lester]

since he was 98% plastic, they melted him into legos so the kids could play with him for a change

 

[Russ Spence]

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

"Don't let your son go down on me."

 

[Russ Spence]

What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?

Little Boy Blew

 

[Russ Spence]

What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

 

[Russ Spence]

What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?

Michael Jackson's makeup!

 

[Russ Spence]

LAST BUT NOT LEAST!

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??


He thought it was a delivery service!!!!!!!!!

 

[crfguy168]

last but not least!

why did michael jackson place a phone call to boyz-2-men??


he thought it was a delivery service!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha!!!

 

[bamawash]

Damn Russ, your on a roll !

 

[Kory]

Nap time at neverland was when the BIG hand touched the little hand!

 

[Kory]

Damn Russ, your on a roll !

Gotta love google!

 

[Derek Belden]

before michael jackson died he requested that he be melted down to legos s he will still be hazardouse to kids

 

[Russ Johnson]

before michael jackson died he requested that he be melted down to legos s he will still be hazardouse to kids

Um....that's plastic bags...

 

[cajun cleanin]

Only in America can a poor black kid grow up to be a rich white woman.