I found it Jon, here it is.
"Baby Got Back" by Jon Fife.
I like the Phelps Wand and I cannot lie;
You other roofers can't deny!
When Apple walks in he's wearin' dat orange,
Swingin' 5/8's in your face
You get SPRUNG. Wanna act all tough
Cause you know he'll call dat bluff;
Deep in the mold he's bleachin';
And the Guru he be "teachin",
Oh, Donnyboy, I wanna get wit'cha,
And buy stuff from cha,
Dem Tampa boys tried to warn me,
But that 3/8 hose is costin' me money!
Ooh, chest-o-smooth skin,
Ya say you wanna get in my singles group??
Well use me, abuse me,
Cause you're a drunken Irish roofie (LOL that's my favorite line)