Flawless Male Logic

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Woman: Do you drink beer?


Man: Yes


Woman: How many beers a day?


Man: Usually about 3


Woman: How much do you pay per beer?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip


(This is where it gets scary !)


Woman: And how long have you been drinking?


Man: About 20 years, I suppose


Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?


Man:
Correct


Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?


Man:
Correct


Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?


Man:
Do you drink beer?


Woman:
No


Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
 
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