Board of Directors for Ron's new org.

Should William be president of his new org.


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offdutyfireman

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I have officially proclaimed myself President of the new org. Having self appointed myself I do not see the need to list my qualifications, but I will anyway

I have 5 friends(2 of which are dead and I am not on speaking terms with the other 3)

I could not care less for the washing industry. We are not enviromental saviors or polluters. Cleaning buildings does promote health to the masses, it makes payroll.

I have never watched a baseball game or swerved to avoid a cat.

I do not share helpful tips or tricks of the trades. I worked hard to learn them on my own and you should too.

I have a carbon copy of Ron and Tony's credit cards. Tony's was declined today at the Service Road Bait, Beer and Tackle shop.

I am a lowballer and pay my guys more than anyone else pays their guys.

I don't like org's, reclamation, gov't schools, short people, really tall people, the pope, people that don't like kids, honda engines, general pumps, guns that jam, chevy's, harleys with loud pipes, my neighbors, your neighbors, and anything else that tickles my fancy.

I do like my wife, three sons, the Army and my family members in it, shooting shakes on the river and welding/tinkering.

I promise that I will do no more than it necessary to maintain this position.
 
I had to cancel my credit card in Tampa William.

There was some question on whether or not "How' are you liking this heat?" was a technical question to AC or not. :)

OR

I ordered $35.00 worth of stuff from Espec and the total charge was $593.00!

OR

I really don't have a business and I'm broke!

Either way, sorry for your inconvenience Mr. President. Will you at least attend the PW#A meeting in Nashville for the awards?
 
Negative on attending the awards presentation. Awards are like sawdust on a bar floor: No one really cares to see it hanging on a wall, well maybe that was not a good analogy. I already said I wasn't going to try really hard at this position. I may snoop around on some contractors, steal some pics from the Union website to put on my webpage, but that is about it.
 
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William, have you ever thought about assigning someone to go around and plant the seed so that only your company is allowed to clean apartments? Maybe you could make it look like all the other companies put cyanide in their water to kill babies and you are the only one who cares about the children.

Nevermind, scratch that. already been done.

Maybe something new like having classes that teach guys how to bring customers to YOU! Nope, nevermind.

I've got it! You can find an internet entity that's willing to give contractors 12% of the take to do all the work (as long as you get your percentage of course!) OOOOOOOMPH!

I can't come up with any new ideas William! That's why you're the prez!

William is the man! He's got all the good ideas!
 
I am nominating myself to Treasurer, as I have only been convicted twice in my life, and I have now found GOD. Please send your enrollment fees directly to my Pay-Pal account and your monthly dues will be automaticaly deducted from your buisness checking account, so there wont be a need to keep track of this for your convenience.

Thanks to all who voted for me, we look forward to not hearing from you in the future.

Regards
Treasurer
 
I want everyone to do whatever they want to do as long as I don't have to do anything. Do it quick before John T closes this thread:) Love ya John. And no you can't be a moderator.
Ooops sorry Willy buddy I closed the thread.
 
Can I be Entertainment Director. I already have compromising pictures of some with a chocolate stripper, I really need to get more.

I will even run for an election, Royal Flushes and a Chocolate Stripper with a ruler for all members. Except William, his Dad wouldn't approve and wouldn't cook him any eggs with Oooreganooo any more
 
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