Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
Hey Nicole ,
do you cook good tastin viddles ??????
do you cook good tastin viddles ??????
Best Use of Duct Tape.
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What in the world are viddles?
How bout' okra?
How bout' okra?
Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
sweetie,
viddles iz just food down here
viddles iz just food down here
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This is Russ & Nicoles Love Poem!!
Collards is green, my dawg's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack.
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin',
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive ," I say
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds....IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
Collards is green, my dawg's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack.
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin',
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive ," I say
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds....IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
thats the bestest poem i evur heared uf huney
Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
Russ after Wedding
Nicole After Wedding
The Family
awesome stand in sdude !!!!!! looks just like the family ........ is this your next of kin ??????
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That picture needs to go away!!!
EnviroClean
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Smells like Wonder Bread in here.
EnviroClean
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It's too bad ya'll didn't scoop up won uh dem Fema trailers fer yur love nest.
Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
Hotwaterwizard
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Redneck Toolbox.
There are only two tools in a Redneck Toolbox.
A can of WD40 and a roll of Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it is suppose to, use WD40.
If it moves and it is not suppose to use Duct Tape.
I would love to see a house built with this high technology!
There are only two tools in a Redneck Toolbox.
A can of WD40 and a roll of Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it is suppose to, use WD40.
If it moves and it is not suppose to use Duct Tape.
I would love to see a house built with this high technology!
Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
here is my neighbors
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