Game is in 15 minutes. A win tonight nabs the PAC 12 championship, a berth in the final 4, and most likely the Heisman Trophy for Marcus Mariota.
GO DUCKS!
Got a call from a builder. New home sold this past summer. Driveway is stained with boot footprints that builder says were left by the concrete sub. Sub denies it.
No impressions, just stains and lots and lots of them. When you see them in the flesh they have a slight sheen - almost like...
As a PWI Professor With Tenure, one of my honorable obligations here is to help, advise and guide my fellow PWI brothers through the trials and tribulations of life, even love life.
So, and as a divorced PWI Professor With Tenure, and without further ado may I present...
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a...