train ride

[Bigboy]

The Train Ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton,
George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek.
After several minutes of the trip, the train
passes through a dark tunnel and the
unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton
has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball
Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake,
he must have put his hand on Janet Reno,
who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill
Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and
she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his
hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she
slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's
another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again

 

[Steven Rowlett]

Good joke Bigboy, sounds like you have been talking to Glenn. Do you have any more?

 

[RJTravel]

Is this the forum for Clinton anecdotes? If so, I have a really touching limerick that will make you think.

Richard

 

[RJTravel]

This short limerick summarizes the Clinton administration. Name spelling may be incorrect, but it is so touching I will post anyway. I hope it warms your heart as it did mine:

Bill and Lewinsky have shown;

What Kozinski must already have known;

That an intern is better;

Than a bomb in a letter;

Given a choice of how to get blown.