Apple Roof Cleaning
Roof Cleaning Instructor
This is a parody of STYX's excellent song "Blue Collar Man"
Here is the music http://www.yourfindfree.info/midifiles/midi_number_to_z/b/Blue_Collar_Man.mid
I've come here to learn, will someone tutor me
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a power washer who isn't making it
My god, i'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
PWI gave me knowledge, and i've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those steep roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the landscape
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man
Sell Me a Shurflo and some 3/8 hose
Make me a slow roof cleaning man
This is my last time using that puny pump
So like it or not i'll take those
Steep Roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man
Keeping my mind on a better life
Where cleanin' fast is only a gas pump away
5/8 Hose, can it be all i heard it was
I'm so slow .. maybe Apple was right ..
Here is the music http://www.yourfindfree.info/midifiles/midi_number_to_z/b/Blue_Collar_Man.mid
I've come here to learn, will someone tutor me
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a power washer who isn't making it
My god, i'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
PWI gave me knowledge, and i've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those steep roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the landscape
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man
Sell Me a Shurflo and some 3/8 hose
Make me a slow roof cleaning man
This is my last time using that puny pump
So like it or not i'll take those
Steep Roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man
Keeping my mind on a better life
Where cleanin' fast is only a gas pump away
5/8 Hose, can it be all i heard it was
I'm so slow .. maybe Apple was right ..
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