Post some Famous/motivational/controversial/ or just funny quotes.

[The Cleaner]

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unknown to me but Tony knows him

 

[Steven Button]

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ”

George Carlin

 

[Russ Spence]

In my best New Yorker voice "Forget about it"

From the movie "Donnie Brasco"
FBI Technician: What's forget about it?
Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

 

[Scott Stone]

There is nothing more dangerous then the man that thinks he knows- Tex Earnhardt

 

[Clean County PW]

Behind every successful woman is....a basket of dirty laundry--- author "The Successful man"

 

[NJPowerwashRoofwash]

“If one man says to thee, ''Thou art a donkey',' pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.” not sure

 

["Red"]

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
--Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
--Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--Albert Einstein

From my cold, dead hands.
--Charlton Heston

More to come ... maybe.

 

[pdmcali]

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan


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[pdmcali]

One day you are drinking the wine, the next day you are stomping the grapes. Lou Holtz

 

[waxman18324]

"Daddy your ears are so big I bet you can hear the sun rise." My daughter told me this after my recent hair cut.

Someone here needs a check up from the neck up. My reply to her.

 

[Ed Thompson]

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head head up a bulls azz, but I'll take the butchers word. - Chris Farley

Excuses are reasons wrapped in lies. - unknown

 

[Rance]

Light travels faster than sound,This is why some people appear bright..... until they speak.

 

[Larry Millette]

F&%K it I'm All In !!
unknown

I think John Holmes said that one back in the 70' s.

 

[Clean County PW]

"Innovation distinguishes Between a leader and a Follower"---Steve Jobs

 

[Larry Millette]

Just imagine what you could accomplish if you were not afraid.
Michael Jordan

 

[The Cleaner]

I think John Holmes said that one back in the 70' s.

We were at Seminole Casino and my buddy took a short video of me playing Texas Holdem. And of course those were the dainty words that spewed from my mouth with A's over Kings...lol

 

[Doug Rucker]

Do your homework or hire wise experts to help you. NEVER jump into a business you have no idea about. John Templeton

 

[waxman18324]

Here's two.

You know the old saying "Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it".

Rumor is just premature fact.

 

[TheCleaningDoc]

In any survival situation, you should try to keep your friends alive as long as possible. They stay fresh longer that way.

 

[mistersqueegee]

I think I can, I think I can - The Little Engine That Could