Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant
for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the
doctor and
the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and
said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a son! Ain't dat
grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then
delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you got you-sef a
daughter, too! She a pretty lil ting."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
"Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered
another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-sef another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run
out
of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't
use no WD-Forty."