Mike Sullivan
New member
I gotta bring back these songs Chris wrote a while back. They crack me up!
For those of you that don't like his sense of humor and think he's "unprofessional" or needs to "grow up", don't post here.
Don't change buddy! ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!!!!
Here is a NEW one, LOL: by Chris Tucker
"This new guy Joe, he is so serene
Heard about some wand, on "Some Internet Scene"
It MUST be good, the shills did gush
And in correct information, he did trust
The "Apple Man" did TRY to warn
But other said Apple was just blowing his own horn
And so Joe became mighty aloof
And took his wand up on the roof
Chlorine crystals dried, got into the valve
And on his skin, he puts salve
The granules were loose, he slipped and fell
And now he is in a living hell.
He lay dying, butt towards the sky
Still wiping chlorine from his eye
And from his behind does sprout
The PVC Wand internet shills "talk about"
As the chlorine flowed into his bowels
He was barely able to pronounce his vowels
But somehow as he lay dying.
He started to pray, and began crying
"Forgive me Lord, for I was bored
When I went on that "information board"
For many debts, I was billed
I didn't realize I got shilled
I was just trying to feed the wife, and family
Now, I will be with you Lord, for eternity
Protect O Lord, other Roof Cleaning men
So this never happens to anyone again
Hear my prayer O Lord, from your servant on the ground
And PLEASE don't turn that ball valve on
__________________
Apple Roof Cleaning
Brandon Florida
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
Now, it's time to work on MORE "Poetry" ?
"There once was a certain "Scene"
Where people we're pretty mean
You could be kinda "up front"
But not ever say what ya want
And NEVER what you really mean ?
For one always lived in fear
That he'd get banned for a year
If he messed with those she held "dear"
But to her forum I brought
The latest in "roof cleaning thought"
So much so, I almost forgot
That even though I "am gone"
My roof cleaning ideas live on and on
I came for the movers and the shakers
And quickly exposed the liars and fakers
Before I arrived, you could BS and fake a bit
But Apple called you out on your chit
So, it's for those seeking learning that I bequve
The roof cleaning knowledge that I did leave
For he who resides in the forum "Halls"
Will now treat with biocide, both roof's and walls
And those who read the words I writ
Will now be armed with "roof cleaning wit"
Never again will they get played for a chump,
And get sold 3/8 Hose, and a Puny 1.6 GPM Pump
Remember as you pay your bandwidth bill,
You could have picked knowledge, over a shill
For WHAT roof forum REALLY has meaning
W/o the man from Apple Roof Cleaning ?
What do Ya think Russ, not bad for a "quickie" huh
__________________
Apple Roof Cleaning
Brandon Florida
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
Here is one more "on topic" for a roof cleaning forum.
Here is the music http://www.bryanadams.nu/midi/summer_of_69_2.mid
I got my first real shurflo
Bought it at the five and dime
sprayed it till my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a van and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody went to Prison
I should've known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That shurflo seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life (hey)
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a roof to do
Spent my evenin's down at the jailhouse
And that's when I met you! yeah
Standin' on your mama's roof
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my wand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
(oh ya!)
Back with the shurflo in '69
(oh)
Man we were cleanin roofs
We were young and restless
We needed to get paid
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no...
(yeah)
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I look at that old shurflo
I think about how far we've come
Standin' on your mama's roof
You told me that it'd last forever
and when you held my wand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life (oh yeah)
Back with the shurfllo in '69 (uh huh)
It was cleanin roofs in 69 (oh yeah)
Me and my shurflo in 69
Oooh, hey
It was the summer
Summer, Summer of 69
Hey
Here's another http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi/youresovain.mid
Here are the "words"
You walked into the "chat room"
Like you were walking into a sale
Your cigar strategically dipped below your knee
Your wand it was apricot
You had one eye in the sales figures
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the shills dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You sold things several years ago
When people were quite naive
You and your shills made such a pretty pair
You promised you would never leave
But you sold out the things you loved
And one of them was YOU
I had some dreams they were clouds in my Chlorine
Clouds in my Chlorine, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my Chlorine
Clouds in my Chlorine, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you went up to Sarasota
And your bid naturally won
Then you drove your John Blue down to Punta Gorda
To see the total destruction of the pump
Well, you're where you're unwelcome all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some Internet Shill .. or the job of a close friend
job of a close friend, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
http://www.etplanet.com/download/midi4/s/Styx - Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) [met tekst].mid
Give me some work, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a pressure washer in the Day Labor line
My God, I'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
But I'm gonna learn, and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those cheap jobs, impossible odds
Keeping my eye on the Chlorine
If it takes TSP to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a roof cleaning man
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me price it low man
This is my last time in the day labor line
So like it or not I'll take those
cheap jobs, impossible roofs
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes TSP to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a roof cleaning man
Keeping my mind on a better life
Where steady work is only a heartbeat away
Chlorine, can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there
I'll take those cheap jobs, impossible roofs
Keeping my back to the wall
All that be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a roof cleaning man
You don't understand
I'll take those hard roofs, plants everywhere
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes TSP to be just who I am
Well I vow to be a roof cleaning, gotta be a roof cleaning, gonna be a roof cleaning man.
Believe it.
For those of you that don't like his sense of humor and think he's "unprofessional" or needs to "grow up", don't post here.
Don't change buddy! ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!!!!
Here is a NEW one, LOL: by Chris Tucker
"This new guy Joe, he is so serene
Heard about some wand, on "Some Internet Scene"
It MUST be good, the shills did gush
And in correct information, he did trust
The "Apple Man" did TRY to warn
But other said Apple was just blowing his own horn
And so Joe became mighty aloof
And took his wand up on the roof
Chlorine crystals dried, got into the valve
And on his skin, he puts salve
The granules were loose, he slipped and fell
And now he is in a living hell.
He lay dying, butt towards the sky
Still wiping chlorine from his eye
And from his behind does sprout
The PVC Wand internet shills "talk about"
As the chlorine flowed into his bowels
He was barely able to pronounce his vowels
But somehow as he lay dying.
He started to pray, and began crying
"Forgive me Lord, for I was bored
When I went on that "information board"
For many debts, I was billed
I didn't realize I got shilled
I was just trying to feed the wife, and family
Now, I will be with you Lord, for eternity
Protect O Lord, other Roof Cleaning men
So this never happens to anyone again
Hear my prayer O Lord, from your servant on the ground
And PLEASE don't turn that ball valve on
__________________
Apple Roof Cleaning
Brandon Florida
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
Now, it's time to work on MORE "Poetry" ?
"There once was a certain "Scene"
Where people we're pretty mean
You could be kinda "up front"
But not ever say what ya want
And NEVER what you really mean ?
For one always lived in fear
That he'd get banned for a year
If he messed with those she held "dear"
But to her forum I brought
The latest in "roof cleaning thought"
So much so, I almost forgot
That even though I "am gone"
My roof cleaning ideas live on and on
I came for the movers and the shakers
And quickly exposed the liars and fakers
Before I arrived, you could BS and fake a bit
But Apple called you out on your chit
So, it's for those seeking learning that I bequve
The roof cleaning knowledge that I did leave
For he who resides in the forum "Halls"
Will now treat with biocide, both roof's and walls
And those who read the words I writ
Will now be armed with "roof cleaning wit"
Never again will they get played for a chump,
And get sold 3/8 Hose, and a Puny 1.6 GPM Pump
Remember as you pay your bandwidth bill,
You could have picked knowledge, over a shill
For WHAT roof forum REALLY has meaning
W/o the man from Apple Roof Cleaning ?
What do Ya think Russ, not bad for a "quickie" huh
__________________
Apple Roof Cleaning
Brandon Florida
813 655 8777
http://www.saferoofcleaning.com
Here is one more "on topic" for a roof cleaning forum.
Here is the music http://www.bryanadams.nu/midi/summer_of_69_2.mid
I got my first real shurflo
Bought it at the five and dime
sprayed it till my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a van and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody went to Prison
I should've known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That shurflo seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life (hey)
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a roof to do
Spent my evenin's down at the jailhouse
And that's when I met you! yeah
Standin' on your mama's roof
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my wand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
(oh ya!)
Back with the shurflo in '69
(oh)
Man we were cleanin roofs
We were young and restless
We needed to get paid
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no...
(yeah)
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I look at that old shurflo
I think about how far we've come
Standin' on your mama's roof
You told me that it'd last forever
and when you held my wand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life (oh yeah)
Back with the shurfllo in '69 (uh huh)
It was cleanin roofs in 69 (oh yeah)
Me and my shurflo in 69
Oooh, hey
It was the summer
Summer, Summer of 69
Hey
Here's another http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi/youresovain.mid
Here are the "words"
You walked into the "chat room"
Like you were walking into a sale
Your cigar strategically dipped below your knee
Your wand it was apricot
You had one eye in the sales figures
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the shills dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
You sold things several years ago
When people were quite naive
You and your shills made such a pretty pair
You promised you would never leave
But you sold out the things you loved
And one of them was YOU
I had some dreams they were clouds in my Chlorine
Clouds in my Chlorine, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my Chlorine
Clouds in my Chlorine, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well, I hear you went up to Sarasota
And your bid naturally won
Then you drove your John Blue down to Punta Gorda
To see the total destruction of the pump
Well, you're where you're unwelcome all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some Internet Shill .. or the job of a close friend
job of a close friend, and
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
http://www.etplanet.com/download/midi4/s/Styx - Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) [met tekst].mid
Give me some work, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a pressure washer in the Day Labor line
My God, I'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
But I'm gonna learn, and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those cheap jobs, impossible odds
Keeping my eye on the Chlorine
If it takes TSP to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a roof cleaning man
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me price it low man
This is my last time in the day labor line
So like it or not I'll take those
cheap jobs, impossible roofs
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes TSP to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a roof cleaning man
Keeping my mind on a better life
Where steady work is only a heartbeat away
Chlorine, can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there
I'll take those cheap jobs, impossible roofs
Keeping my back to the wall
All that be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a roof cleaning man
You don't understand
I'll take those hard roofs, plants everywhere
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes TSP to be just who I am
Well I vow to be a roof cleaning, gotta be a roof cleaning, gonna be a roof cleaning man.
Believe it.
