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WWII humor

Posted By: wahrsuul <wahrsuul(rmv)@yahoo.com>
Date: 3/6/2008 at 06:13:31





An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

'You ave been to France before, monsieur?' the Customs Officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to ave your passport ready' replied the Customs officer.

The elderly gentleman said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it'.

'Impossible!' said the Customs Officer. 'Ze British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!'

The man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to!'




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WWII humor (views: 153)
wahrsuul -- 3/6/2008 at 06:13:31
Now thats FUNNY (views: 26)
bassin -- 3/6/2008 at 06:51:40
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