I should get a picture of Jill with that big 9mm strapped on her hip in Walmart with the kids. Shelly is a little more inconspicuous with a Kel-tec P32.
Or a picture of Chris having to hold his basketball shorts up with one hand walking all over Sears with two 45's and a 9mm in his pockets. (because he was getting tires put on the car and didn't want to leave any of them in the car. lol.