why italians should not be paramedics

The Cleaner

Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.



He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head.



Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.



He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead!
What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow
my instructions.



First, let's make sure he's dead."



There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.



Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what?"
 
Good one Nick! While I am not Italian, I do look Italian. Wanna go hunting some time? LOL...:D
 
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