The Cleaner
Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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You broke into my house and now the muzzle you see isn't on any of my dogs. You have more than one problem right now!
Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.
Women like me because I have a big Glock.
You don't truely begin to live your life until you begin to share it with your child
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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You broke into my house and now the muzzle you see isn't on any of my dogs. You have more than one problem right now!
Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.
Women like me because I have a big Glock.
You don't truely begin to live your life until you begin to share it with your child