Welfare office Joke

Kory

Kory

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Subject: FW: Welfare Office
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> > A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check
> > He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.
> > You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
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> > The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
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> > We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
> > a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
> > You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL,
> > and he will supply all of your clothes.
> > Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
> > You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
> > trips.
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> > This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
> > assignment
> > to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has
> > a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma
> > TV,
> > stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your
> > sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."
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> > The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
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> > The social worker said, "Yeah, well .. You started it."
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I already applied for that job, shes the one on the right..
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:eek: I think you would make more than $200k if you charged by the pound.
 
I asked a little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She
said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow,
pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you
over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' - Her folks still aren't
talking to me.
 
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