URGENT! Cure for constipation

[Russ Spence]

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent
constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in
succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are
totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid,
Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank,
Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then
you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of
your life.

 

[Big E]

Burrito's with Tapatio and Jalepeno's works well also. Sorry Russ, I just can't bring myself to say that three times. Just saying it once royaly pisses me off and I find myself getting very angry !!!

 

[Larry Millette]

Normally I will just place my hands on the bottom track of an open window and then have my wife slam the window down on them. Oh no wait,,,thats for getting wax out of my ears. Nevermind!

 

[Terry Campbell]

Just looking at that OLD BAT Nancy Pelosi Scares the Crap out of no need to say it three times

 

[EdEdgar]

I found that a sackful of Krystals cheeseburgers and fries works pretty well too!