The Cleaner
Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the
bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped
convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman
in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do what-
ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that
he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too."
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the
bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped
convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman
in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do what-
ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that
he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too."
