Top ten reasons a rifle is better than a woman

[The Cleaner]

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

8. If you admire a friend’s Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary Rifle doesn’t mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A Rifle doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

4. Rifles function the same way every day of the month.

3. A Rifle doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

2. A Rifle doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you shoot it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE

 

[BlueBliss]

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE

You know, a silencer for a rifle is about as legal as a silencer for a woman! I'm just sayin'!

 

[IndyExterior]

Suppressors are legal if you want to go through the paper work. At least through the feds. Some states and cities like Chicago I'm sure ban them. That way only criminals can have them.

You're right Nick. I've found one good woman and bunch of good rifles.

 

[Nichole]

Ha...I have a shirt that explains why trucks are better than women...some of the same points apply...lol

 

[Tony Shelton]

A young woman with a rifle is better than three punks with one:

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