Tiger Jokes

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The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know
exactly...put me down for a 5."

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat
Tiger.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below
par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.

Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of
drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his
new name?: Cheetah

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

Hello, Mr. Woods. This is On Star. We have detected that
an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called
Nike. A new club is on its way.

Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest
golf club we can find??!!

Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.


 
Those are great, and many more to come !!

He should have put his "Nine Iron" in the bag before driving for that hole !! Hell Nike told him to "Just Do It"
 
Now he is "PLAYER" of the year!
 
He already has a movie deal "Bogey Nights"
 
Those are funny!

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They both get clubbed bloody and unconscious by Norwegians!!!
 
Tiger Christmas card
 

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