This will be me....

Nichole

Nichole

Ms Awesome
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

[SIZE=+0]Little Old Lady:
I am 76 years old.



[/SIZE][SIZE=+0]Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
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What happened the night of April 1st?


[SIZE=+0]Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to touch my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I certainly did not!

Defense Attorney:
Why ever not?

Little Old Lady:
His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:

What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
[SIZE=+0]Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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:D Lmao... :D
 
I heard that one before, forgot parts of it. It is very funny!!!!!!

Thanks.
 
True story. My mom was teasing my great grandmother when she was about 96. Great grannie was an Okie that had led a hard life. My mom, "Grannie, when do you stop thinking about sex?" Great grannie sort of grinned at her, and rocking in her chair, said " gee darling I don't know, I will let you know when it happens..."
 
That is good. hahahahahahaha
 
My great grandfather was 93 when he passed away a few summers ago. I overheard a conversation between my grandmother and his wife (he had remarried at 75 or so when my great grandmother passed away) at the funeral. His wife had said that she knew something was wrong a few months before because he had stopped "performing". AGGHHHH!!!
 
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