SEPTEMBER 24--A Wisconsin man has been accused of having sex with an abandoned couch, police report.
The human-furniture coupling was interrupted earlier this month when an off-duty cop out jogging late one night spotted Gerard Streator, 46, trysting with the yellow couch, which had been left at a Waukesha curb.............
Yeah Tony, I heard about the couch guy from a radio show I listen to in the morning. I get a kick out of articles like these, makes me realize that my life is not so bad.