The Audacity of Ho’s

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This is funny! Even Jon Stewart, the most dependable Obama supporters in media gets it. When Jon Stewart is making hay of the ACORN scam, the jig is up. Most telling is the part at the end where he asks where the mainstream media is.



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Texas Flies

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying
to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is
from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a
southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept
swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" Obama
stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but
I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he
stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of
this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool
them flies, though."