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The Cleaner

Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let’s have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
-No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
-No beer
-No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked for you by someone else
- And your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?
Well, no ****, Sherlock! ... It's not like it could get much worse!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hahaha! I think I would join them if my life sucked that bad.
 
When we go to get paid from one of those homeowners they open the front door and WOW! I would not want to be in that house long. I would have to burn my clothes. I dont think they can shower either.
 
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