Scott Stone
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Although, for the life of me, I cannot figure out why someone would be concerned about my toes.
So, Maybe DJ is on to something...
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Although, for the life of me, I cannot figure out why someone would be concerned about my toes.
Scott Stone
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I always wear long pants. My legs are so lily white that the glow would send ships scattering for miles.
Yep, only Rocky Point. Don't need to spend a ton to have a good time, and don't need to brag about where I have been. That is for someone that is stunned at what they are able to do, or putting on pretenses.
Yep, only Rocky Point. Don't need to spend a ton to have a good time, and don't need to brag about where I have been. That is for someone that is stunned at what they are able to do, or putting on pretenses.
Scott Stone
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None of the above. Stayed at the Playa Del Oro campground. Ate all the food that my mom was terrified to eat when I was growing up, and sat on the beach and read a book. It isn't like the old days when you could take your truck and run the beach as far as it would take you. Kind of sad, really. Also the town is HUGE in comparison when I was kid going there in the late 60's and early 70's.
Tony Shelton
BS Detector, Esquire
Now that you have a pedicure you are ready for the big time. Let me enumerate the steps you must take before you can afford to take a real vacation on a credit card so that you can pay it back over 15 or 20 years.
1) You have to have another job. Whether it is a mortgage broker, a motivational speaker, a website guru or a cop or even a clown. You can't achieve any level of success without that.
2) You must powdercoat everything. Get as much powdercoating as you can, then run off without paying for it. If you can't afford to powder coat it, paint it and tell everybody it is powdercoated. Most people can't tell the difference and it will make you sound successful.
3) Find a check for the largest job you ever did from a few years ago and post it on the forums as if you make that kind of money all the time. This type of thing attracts the mentally deficient and they will defend you to the end.
4) Branch off into the distributor business. Find a few products that everybody likes and make exact copies of them to sell. This type of thing is perfectly acceptable to the portion of the industry who has no integrity. They have a little money too. You may as well take it if you can.
5) Buy everything on credit. This way you can drive a big fancy truck that you would never be able to afford otherwise.
6) Threaten regulators with fake connections to local politicians. They love this and it makes them tremble with fear when you walk in the room.
7) Jump in next to every celebrity you see and post up pictures of them. The mere sight of these pictures will make you seem important. You might even get an award.
8) Go out and show scary pictures of fake runoff to your potential customers to make them pay you more. Then pay a subcontractor to clean the job for 1/4 or less than what you got paid for it. (And don't forget to post the check). Make sure the subcontractor pays for all their own expenses. Hire one that lives in the country and tell him to dump the sludge in his back yard. This will save you tons of money so you can make that credit card payment each month.
9) Make a internet forum and get rid of anybody with any sense. That way 4 or 5 intellectually deficient posters have a place to post daily without the fear of any of their crazy ideas being rebutted. A few of the vendors who aren't paying attention will surely pay you something to advertise on your site. $$$ ( Don't post that check though, it won't be much)
10) Remember to always speak in vague terms. Use phrases like "I am told that....." and use X's instead of numbers when reporting income. It makes you seem more credible and experienced to the new guys who don't know any better.
Scott, do these ten steps and you will be on your way to affording a better vacation than Rocky Point. You already went to China, Alaska and Europe over the past year, but none of that compares to a time share in Mexico. When you have that time-share, you know you have made it.
When you follow these steps you will finally be banned from PWI and will be able to enjoy the prestige you deserve from four or five guys elsewhere on the net.
Oh yeah, I forgot, Step eleven, and this is the most important one.......You have to make a lot of phone calls and talk bad about Ron behind his back till he catches you. Then you have to freak out and either call and threaten his life or threaten to sue him. You really haven't reached the big time till you've made that move.
Good luck Scott.
1) You have to have another job. Whether it is a mortgage broker, a motivational speaker, a website guru or a cop or even a clown. You can't achieve any level of success without that.
2) You must powdercoat everything. Get as much powdercoating as you can, then run off without paying for it. If you can't afford to powder coat it, paint it and tell everybody it is powdercoated. Most people can't tell the difference and it will make you sound successful.
3) Find a check for the largest job you ever did from a few years ago and post it on the forums as if you make that kind of money all the time. This type of thing attracts the mentally deficient and they will defend you to the end.
4) Branch off into the distributor business. Find a few products that everybody likes and make exact copies of them to sell. This type of thing is perfectly acceptable to the portion of the industry who has no integrity. They have a little money too. You may as well take it if you can.
5) Buy everything on credit. This way you can drive a big fancy truck that you would never be able to afford otherwise.
6) Threaten regulators with fake connections to local politicians. They love this and it makes them tremble with fear when you walk in the room.
7) Jump in next to every celebrity you see and post up pictures of them. The mere sight of these pictures will make you seem important. You might even get an award.
8) Go out and show scary pictures of fake runoff to your potential customers to make them pay you more. Then pay a subcontractor to clean the job for 1/4 or less than what you got paid for it. (And don't forget to post the check). Make sure the subcontractor pays for all their own expenses. Hire one that lives in the country and tell him to dump the sludge in his back yard. This will save you tons of money so you can make that credit card payment each month.
9) Make a internet forum and get rid of anybody with any sense. That way 4 or 5 intellectually deficient posters have a place to post daily without the fear of any of their crazy ideas being rebutted. A few of the vendors who aren't paying attention will surely pay you something to advertise on your site. $$$ ( Don't post that check though, it won't be much)
10) Remember to always speak in vague terms. Use phrases like "I am told that....." and use X's instead of numbers when reporting income. It makes you seem more credible and experienced to the new guys who don't know any better.
Scott, do these ten steps and you will be on your way to affording a better vacation than Rocky Point. You already went to China, Alaska and Europe over the past year, but none of that compares to a time share in Mexico. When you have that time-share, you know you have made it.
When you follow these steps you will finally be banned from PWI and will be able to enjoy the prestige you deserve from four or five guys elsewhere on the net.
Oh yeah, I forgot, Step eleven, and this is the most important one.......You have to make a lot of phone calls and talk bad about Ron behind his back till he catches you. Then you have to freak out and either call and threaten his life or threaten to sue him. You really haven't reached the big time till you've made that move.
Good luck Scott.
Scott Stone
New member
Uhm, we didn't make it to China. Went to Disneyworld instead. We had a wonderful time with our accountant. You also forgot the new house, with new furniture that we bought this year. It has been a very good year.
By the way, if that is what I have to do to be considered a success, I think I will pass
By the way, if that is what I have to do to be considered a success, I think I will pass
Tony Shelton
BS Detector, Esquire
Scott Stone
New member
Nah, they are stainless. Both of them.
junker1
Roundtable Host 2009
Only one house? Good god man get with it.
tomtucson
New member
Was a time when you could ride through town on an ATC, with a bottle of tequila and a topless girl on the back - Ohh the memories. I guess it's still our underage drinking resort, we just don't go anytime near when the kids are there - you'll be overrun and feel about 100 years old!
Scott Stone
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Yeah, I am a simple man. Besides, I would rather rent houses out of town, or in other words, just go to Hotels. I think that a week in the Marriott, or Hilton is cheaper then having a second home I have to pay for all year.,
That has never been my style. Far too conservative, I guess. Besides, when I was a kid, we didn't even go into town. We would get to the first estuary, and that was where we would stay. I had been there probably 20 times growing up, and never even got as far as the Fish market, or south of the railroad tracks.
Scott Stone
New member
Levis rolled up so she could get at my feet...That's my story and I am sticking to it.
Tony Shelton
BS Detector, Esquire
Gatekeepers love Capri pants! Isn't that on one of the DVDs?
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tomtucson
New member
Got Mine Done before vacation or misses won't let me wear Flip Flops in her presence
