Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
Three SEC football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Alabama fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Georgia fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called, and when the first officer arrived he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Alabama cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Georgia cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Auburn cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Auburn fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Auburn cap... you find an asshole."
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Alabama fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Georgia fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called, and when the first officer arrived he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Alabama cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Georgia cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Auburn cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Auburn fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Auburn cap... you find an asshole."
