SEC Championsip Drinking Game..........Roll Tide!!!

crfguy168

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In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the Tebow National Championship Drinking Game!
  • Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two chorus lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..."
  • Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. If someone is spotted in an American flag tie, drink again.
  • Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
  • Drink when Tebow's referred to "as bulldozer." If an actual bulldozer is shown at anytime, finish your drink.
  • Drink every time the announcers say "Alabama hasn't faced a quarterback like Tebow!"
  • Finish your drink if an Alabama player goes blind on the field from gazing to intently at Tebow's vissage.
  • Drink every time the announcers reference the Heisman trophy, then make Heisman pose.
  • Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should've won the Heisman again this year.
  • Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
  • Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
  • If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
  • Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
  • Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
  • Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
  • Finish your drink if Tebow scores a touchdown and celebrates by physically ripping the heart out of an Alabama player and holding it aloft .
  • Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
  • Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
  • Shot if he's called a "runway beer truck," ala Owen Schmidt two years ago in the Fiesta Bowl.
  • If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game <STRIKE>may</STRIKE> will result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)
 
This will no doubt be a great game, but we all know what the outcome will be...
 
crfguy168 said:
In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness, we give you the Tebow National Championship Drinking Game!
  • Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two chorus lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..."
  • Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute. If someone is spotted in an American flag tie, drink again.
  • Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
  • Drink when Tebow's referred to "as bulldozer." If an actual bulldozer is shown at anytime, finish your drink.
  • Drink every time the announcers say "Alabama hasn't faced a quarterback like Tebow!"
  • Finish your drink if an Alabama player goes blind on the field from gazing to intently at Tebow's vissage.
  • Drink every time the announcers reference the Heisman trophy, then make Heisman pose.
  • Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should've won the Heisman again this year.
  • Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
  • Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
  • If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
  • Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
  • Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
  • Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
  • Finish your drink if Tebow scores a touchdown and celebrates by physically ripping the heart out of an Alabama player and holding it aloft .
  • Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
  • Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
  • Shot if he's called a "runway beer truck," ala Owen Schmidt two years ago in the Fiesta Bowl.
  • If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game <STRIKE>may</STRIKE> will result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)
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Hick up! Was I supposed to wait till the game , I just did it to ESPN and I am toasted already and thats only from the first 5 on the list, I got toooo drunk to read the rest:fie:
 
I will be so glad when Tebow is done. Not because I don't like the guy, he is a great quarterback. I don't like his hype. Tim Terrific, in my opinion, is not that terrific.
I have found that there are painfully few people that can live up to that kind of Hype, and think that he is not one of that elite class.
 
TEBOW is done alright! He ran into a Crimson Nightmare today!!!! Now florida get to go to the Loser's Bowl while the High Tide packs for Pasadena. RTR
 
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