Russ's "Song"

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

Here ya go Russ, did it in a hurry too.

Here is the music http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~dwwilson/badbad.mid



Here are the "lyrics"

Down in Selma Alabama
Where nothing makes no sense
And if you go down there
You better be aware
Of a man named Russell Spence

Now Russ was more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All the Prattsville ladies call him "Big Hose" Lover
And He ain't no whore

Chorus:

And he's bad, bad Russell Spence
Get's paid so fast it don't make no sense
Badder than old King Kong
And faster then a Love Sprayed Frog

Now Russ is a Roof Cleaner
And he like his 5/8 Hose
And he like to wave his Dual Delevans
In front of everybody's nose
He got a secret mix from Apple
He got a fancy spray gun too
He got a 1000 dollars in his pocket for fun
He got a condom in his shoe

And he's bad, bad Russell Spence
Get's paid so fast it don't make no sense
Badder than old King Kong
And faster then a Love Sprayed Frog


Now Friday 'bout a week ago
Russ was cleaning a roof
And at the edge of the grass
Sat a fine little Lass
And oo that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
Cause Russell Spence learned a lesson
Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man

And he's bad, bad Russell Spence
Get's paid so fast it don't make no sense
Badder than old King Kong
And faster then a Love Sprayed Frog

Russ and the Customer took to fighting
And when they pulled them off the floor
The Customer looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

 

[Russ Spence]

lmao !!!!!!


thanks chris

 

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

lmao !!!!!!


thanks chris

Hey, I still "got it"
Haven't wrote one in awhile, Who should my NEXT "Victim" be

 

[Russ Spence]

Ron Or Grant !!!!!!