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Seen this many times Mr. Carlin was the best at his craft.
 
I got this forward the other day... Not suprised this guy died...


'Be not
deceived; God is not mocked: for
whatsoever a man sow, that shall
he also reap.. Here are some
men and women who mocked
God :

John Lennon
(Singer):
Some
years before, during his interview with an American Magazine,
he said: 'Christianity
will end, it will disappear. I do
not have to argue about that..
I am certain.

Jesus
was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more
famous than Him' (1966).
Lennon, after
saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ,
was shot six times.

Tancredo
Neves (President of Brazil
):

During
the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes
from his party, not even God would remove him from
Presidency.
Sure he got
the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President,
then he died.

Cazuza
(Bi-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet):
During
A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while
smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air
and said:'God, that's for you...'
He died at
the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who
built the Titanic
After
the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the
Titanic would be.
With
an ironic tone he said:
'Not
even God can sink it'
The
result: I think you all know what
happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe
(Actress)
She
was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a
show.
He
said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After
hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
'I
don't need your Jesus'...
A week later,
she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott
(Singer)
The
ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he
sang:
'Don't
stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to
hell'.
On the 19th
of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked
by his own vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In
Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a
friend.....

The
mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the
drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter
holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My
Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She
responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause
Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later,
news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident,
everyone had died,
the car could
not be recognized what type of car it had been, but
surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police
said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To
their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was
broken
Christine
Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and
entertainer)
said the
Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006
she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor
vehicle.
 
He spoke from ignorance and self relativism. He was funny in a dry sort of way. I love the one about the stewardess telling him to get on the plane and he dropped the f bomb on her and said he was getting in the plane lol.

If he loathed Church, the Bible and God then I am sure he got his wish and is far away from all 3 now. Here is his current master. :grin-devilish:
 
No more Uam** to debate, fellas? Can't wait to see where this goes....
 
It's not going anywhere Chuck, Carlin was a funny guy, I just don't think Dissin the Big Guy is cool that's all. I couldn't watch the whole clip, not funny.

Now if you want to hear something funny, there's a guy I work with that thinks that every 10 thousand years or so little green men come from outer space and "Tweek the earth" Humans, animals, plants, land, fish, the whole 9 yards. NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

And He's Dead Serious!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
That's the great thing about our country, that we can all believe or practice whatever religion or belief we prefer without persecution from the government. The problem is that individuals still get POd if you don't believe as they do. The way I look at it if you can't prove them wrong and your taking yours on faith leave each to his own.

With the way things work I believe GOD has a great sense of humor and probably laughs at how serious we take everything!!!!!
 
It's not going anywhere Chuck, Carlin was a funny guy, I just don't think Dissin the Big Guy is cool that's all. I couldn't watch the whole clip, not funny.

That's how I feel about it too.

Here's a good one for ya! Nebuchadnezzar was a GREAT and powerful Babylonian (Iraq) King. He was NOT an Israelite, he was NOT subject to the Jewish law but he was expected to find, learn about and respect the one God who made everything. (Romans 2:14 Indeed, when Gentiles, (like Nebuchadnezzar)who do not have the law, do by nature things required by the law,(their conscience leads them to follow the basics of the ten commandments in regards to how they treat God and others) they are a law for themselves, even though they do not have the law, <sup class="versenum" id="en-NIV-27963">15</sup>since they show that the requirements of the law are written on their hearts, their consciences also bearing witness, and their thoughts now accusing, now even defending them.) That didn't mean that he had to be perfect, that didn't mean that he couldn't be ruthless in his treatment of the Jews because God called him his "servant" in regards to using his ruthlessness to punish the Jews for their disregard of God. While he was ruthless, he was also compassionate on the prophet Daniel and put him in a high position in the kingdom. God showed favor on Nebuchadnezzar and helped him conquer more kingdoms than any (I might be mistaken about that) before him. God even showed him in a dream the success he was going to have.

Yet when Nebuchadnezzar turned back to his own pride and suggested that it was HIS power that had made him successful, God straightened him out quick, here's what happened:

Daniel 4: <sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21841">28</sup> “But all these things did happen to King Nebuchadnezzar. <sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21842">29</sup><sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21843">30</sup> As he looked out across the city, he said, ‘Look at this great city of Babylon! By my own mighty power, I have built this beautiful city as my royal residence to display my majestic splendor.’
<sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21844">31</sup> “While these words were still in his mouth, a voice called down from heaven, ‘O King Nebuchadnezzar, this message is for you! You are no longer ruler of this kingdom. <sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21845">32</sup> You will be driven from human society. You will live in the fields with the wild animals, and you will eat grass like a cow. Seven periods of time will pass while you live this way, until you learn that the Most High rules over the kingdoms of the world and gives them to anyone he chooses.’
<sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21846">33</sup> “That same hour the judgment was fulfilled, and Nebuchadnezzar was driven from human society. He ate grass like a cow, and he was drenched with the dew of heaven. He lived this way until his hair was as long as eagles’ feathers and his nails were like birds’ claws.

Nebuchadnezzar Praises God

<sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21847">34</sup> “After this time had passed, I, Nebuchadnezzar, looked up to heaven. My sanity returned, and I praised and worshiped the Most High and honored the one who lives forever. His rule is everlasting,
and his kingdom is eternal.
<sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21848">35</sup> All the people of the earth
are nothing compared to him.
He does as he pleases
among the angels of heaven
and among the people of the earth.
No one can stop him or say to him,
‘What do you mean by doing these things?’

<sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21849">36</sup> “When my sanity returned to me, so did my honor and glory and kingdom. My advisers and nobles sought me out, and I was restored as head of my kingdom, with even greater honor than before.
<sup class="versenum" id="en-NLT-21850">37</sup> “Now I, Nebuchadnezzar, praise and glorify and honor the King of heaven. All his acts are just and true, and he is able to humble the proud.”


Now, if God punished Nebuchadnezzar, as great as he was, that quick for his pride, what do you think George Carlin is thinking right now realizing that God didn't even see him as important enough to punish while he was alive? Or was he punished? We don't know his personal life.

Disclaimer: If you don't believe this stuff, don't get in a huff, just sit back and laugh at the stupidity of us morons who believe it. If it's not true it's just harmless fairy tales. Right? :eek:k:
 
Great post Tony, Thanks.
 
It is funny, how things work, I posted my previous post, checked some email and this was sent to me by a friend. Thought I might share it.

An Anonymous Story called "Daniel's Gloves"(Author Unknown or is it? Please. Read on..)

I sat, with two friends, in the picture window of a quaint restaurant just off the corner of the town-square. The food and the company were both especially good that day.

As we talked, my attention was drawn outside, across the street. There, walking into town, was a man who appeared to be carrying all his worldly goods on his back. He was carrying, a well-worn sign that read, 'I will work for food.' My heart sank.

I brought him to the attention of my friends and noticed that others around us had stopped eating to focus on him. Heads moved in a mixture of sadness and disbelief.

We continued with our meal, but his image lingered in my mind. We finished our meal and went our separate ways. I had errands to do and quickly set out to accomplish them. I glanced toward the town square, looking somewhat halfheartedly for the strange visitor. I was fearful, knowing that seeing him again would call some response. I drove through town and saw nothing of him. I made some purchases at a store and got back in my car.

Deep within me, the Spirit of God kept speaking to me: 'Don't go back to the office until you've at least driven once more around the square.'

Then with some hesitancy, I headed back into town. As I turned the square's third corner, I saw him. He was standing on the steps of the store front church, going through his sack.

I stopped and looked; feeling both compelled to speak to him, yet wanting to drive on. The empty parking space on the corner seemed to be a sign from God: an invitation to park. I pulled in, got out and approached the town's newest visitor.

'Looking for the pastor?' I asked.

'Not really,' he replied, 'just resting.'

'Have you eaten today?'

'Oh, I ate something early this morning.'

'Would you like to have lunch with me?'

'Do you have some work I could do for you?'

'No work,' I replied 'I commute here to work from the city, but I would like to take you to lunch.'

'Sure,' he replied with a smile..

As he began to gather his things, I asked some surface questions.. Where you headed?'

' St. Louis '

'Where you from?'

'Oh, all over; mostly Florida ..'

'How long you been walking?'

'Fourteen years,' came the reply.

I knew I had met someone unusual. We sat across from each other in the same restaurant I had left earlier. His face was weathered slightly beyond his 38 years. His eyes were dark yet clear, and he spoke with an eloquence and articulation that was startling. He removed his jacket to reveal a bright red T-shirt that said, 'Jesus is The Never Ending Story.'

Then Daniel's story began to unfold. He had seen rough times early in life. He'd made some wrong choices and reaped the consequences.. Fourteen years earlier, while backpacking across the country, he had stopped on the beach in Daytona. He tried to hire on with some men who were putting up a large tent and some equipment. A concert, he thought.

He was hired, but the tent would not house a concert but revival services, and in those services he saw life more clearly. He gave his life over to God

'Nothing's been the same since,' he said, 'I felt the Lord telling me to keep walking, and so I did, some 14 years now.'

'Ever think of stopping?' I asked.

'Oh, once in a while, when it seems to get the best of me but God has given me this calling. I give out Bibles. That's what's in my sack. I work to buy food and Bibles, and I give them out when His Spirit leads.'

I sat amazed. My homeless friend was not homeless. He was on a mission and lived this way by choice. The question burned inside for a moment and then I asked: 'What's it like?'

'What?'

'To walk into a town carrying all your things on your back and to show your sign?'

'Oh, it was humiliating at first. People would stare and make comments. Once someone tossed a piece of half-eaten bread and made a gesture that certainly didn't make me feel welcome. But then it became humbling to realize that God was using me to touch lives and change people's concepts of other folks like me.'

My concept was changing, too. We finished our dessert and gathered his things. Just outside the door, he paused. He turned to me and said, 'Come Ye blessed of my Father and inherit the kingdom I've prepared for you. For when I was hungry you gave me food, when I was thirsty you gave me drink, a stranger and you took me in.'

I felt as if we were on holy ground. 'Could you use another Bible?' I asked.

He said he preferred a certain translation. It traveled well and was not too heavy. It was also his personal favorite. 'I've read through it 14 times,' he said.

'I'm not sure we've got one of those, but let's stop by our church and see.' I was able to find my new friend a Bible that would do well, and he seemed very grateful.

'Where are you headed from here?' I asked.

'Well, I found this little map on the back of this amusement park coupon.'

'Are you hoping to hire on there for awhile?'

'No, I just figure I should go there. I figure someone under that star right there needs a Bible, so that's where I'm going next.'

He smiled, and the warmth of his spirit radiated the sincerity of his mission. I drove him back to the town-square where we'd met two hours earlier, and as we drove, it started raining. We parked and unloaded his things.

'Would you sign my autograph book?' he asked. 'I like to keep messages from folks I meet.'

I wrote in his little book that his commitment to his calling had touched my life. I encouraged him to stay strong. And I left him with a verse of scripture from Jeremiah, 'I know the plans I have for you, declared the Lord, 'plans to prosper you and not to harm you; Plans to give you a future and a hope.'

'Thanks, man,' he said... 'I know we just met and we're really just strangers, but I love you.'

'I know,' I said, 'I love you, too.' 'The Lord is good!'

'Yes, He is. How long has it been since someone hugged you?' I asked.

A long time,' he replied

And so on the busy street corner in the drizzling rain, my new friend and I embraced, and I felt deep inside that I had been changed. He put his things on his back, smiled his winning smile and said, 'See you in the New Jerusalem.'

'I'll be there!' was my reply.

He began his journey again. He headed away with his sign dangling from his bedroll and pack of Bibles. He stopped, turned and said, 'When you see something that makes you think of me, will you pray for me?'

'You bet,' I shouted back, 'God bless.'

'God bless.' And that was the last I saw of him.

Late that evening as I left my office, the wind blew strong. The cold front had settled hard upon the town. I bundled up and hurried to my car. As I sat back and reached for the emergency brake, I saw them.... a pair of well-worn brown work gloves neatly laid over the length of the handle... I picked them up and thought of my friend and wondered if his hands would stay warm that night without them.

Then I remembered his words: 'If you see something that makes you think of me, will you pray for me?'

Today his gloves lie on my desk in my office. They help me to see the world and its people in a new way, and they help me remember those two hours with my unique friend and to pray for his ministry. 'See you in the New Jerusalem,' he said. Yes, Daniel, I know I will...
 
And on the Lighter side of things.

CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well... ?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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Why is it Mr.Carlin isn't allowed the theatrical liberties allowed, applauded,
encouraged and by a cursory inspection overwhelmingly dominate in the entertainment industry?

The segment of that skit was merely showing the dichotomy inherent in religion taking into account his Roman Catholic upbringing it does leave much room for reflection.
 
I couldn't watch it all either. I think Carlin was a very funny guy but I don't know why so many comics have to dis Christianity. The ironic thing about what he says is that those were the same things I used to believe before I came to faith in Christ and I know others that were the same way.
 
This was a joke? Unlike all the priests hiding behind the catholic church and abusing little boys. God will deal with them as well.
 
This was a joke? Unlike all the priests hiding behind the catholic church and abusing little boys. God will deal with them as well.

I belief those priests will be punished far worse than George Carlin.:yikes:
 
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