Play with fire..... Get Burnt

[FCPWLLC]

Didn't yo' Momma tell you not to play wif matches?

 

[HotShot_Anthony]

silly terrorist, matches aren't fer kids.....

 

[Grant]

looks like a homemade flag...look at the stars

 

[David Saulque]

Subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
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>Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
>
>Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
>found by posing the following question:
>
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
>the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40,
>and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you
>and your family. What do you do?
>
>...................................................................
>
>Democrat's Answer:
>
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
>man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
>would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
>think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation?
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to
>kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1?
>Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and
>weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
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>Republican's Answer:
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>BANG!
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>Southerner's Answer: *
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
>(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>BANG! Click
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
>or Hollow Points?"
>
>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!?"
>
>Wife: "You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!"
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[David Morton]

well i guess iam a republican

but i did answer shoot him in the arm
interagate later and find his friends

davy

i hope that iam not upsetting any groups on here by posting my answer
here but then we all you guys live in a country of free speach.

 

[Russ Spence]

kill ,kill ,blood makes the grass grow !!!!!!

kill em all ,let god sort um out

 

[Russ Spence]

oh ,i am a southerner

 

[David Saulque]

Welcome David from the Green State- post often!!

 

[HotShot_Anthony]

Davey...don't worry about upsetting anyone. They'll get over it eventually

 

[Russ Spence]

i upset people all the time so i still say drop the bomb wait a few years and go get the oil

 

[Russ Spence]

then stay in their motels and eat out of the food marts and minuite shops

 

[David Saulque]

Russ see the Departed

 

[Russ Spence]

yes i can see the headlines now

 

[Russ Spence]

i will NOT forgive

 

[Russ Spence]

remember this ?????? still pisses me off and we have to follow rules of engagement ??????

 

[Russ Spence]

like i said kill em all