Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Crimson and white sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bama logo flag, and in every window, an Alabama Crimson Towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point, Peyton?"
"Well, why does Greg McElroy (Bama's QB) get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Greg's house:nono:, it's Mine!:yes4:"
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Crimson and white sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bama logo flag, and in every window, an Alabama Crimson Towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point, Peyton?"
"Well, why does Greg McElroy (Bama's QB) get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Greg's house:nono:, it's Mine!:yes4:"
