One Man Roof Cleaning Song

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

Here is a song "dedicated" to all the one man roof cleaners of the world too cheap to hire a ground man.

Here is the music http://www.angelfire.com/mo/NeverKnowWhat/images/ineverpromisedyouarose.mid

Here are the words:

I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.
When you clean, you gotta rinse, or you'll be convinced,
Plants will die.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't kill your garden.

I could promise you things like big diamond rings,
But you don't find roses growin'Where Apple Sauce is dripping.
If you think so you're tripping.
Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true,
I would give you new plants right now on a silver platter,
But what would it matter?
So smile for a while your roof is clean:
Even though your plants ain't lookin too keen.
I make much more money working alone.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.

Instrumental break.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.


I can sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
And if that's what it takes to sell you,
I'll do what I gotta do, and I'll even take advantage of you.
You better look before you leap, I'm a one man roof cleaning creep,
And there won't ever be someone there to work the ground,
Soon you'll find out what's going down.
So smile for a while your roof is clean
Even though your plants ain't lookin too keen.
I make much more money working alone.

I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.

To fade.