OK I'm Voting Democrat this time around YOU WIN

I have seen the Light my Friends and I will be voting Democrat accross the board this time around I have had enoght of the insensitivity of the Republicans, ENOUGHT I SAY.............





I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
language in America.



I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is
to eat.



I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than
allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.


I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job
of spending my money than I could.



I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I
know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
think we're a good and decent country.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill
or inflate my tires to proper levels.



I'm voting Democrat because it's all right to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the
rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the
money the way they think it should be redistributed.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
them, are the cause of crimes and killings.



I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my
family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to
911 than I can with a gun in my hand.



I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are
just fine.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe
element that could never get their agenda past voters.



I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social service, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?



I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've
decided to marry my horse.



Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
 
Bill Clinton was the one who signed the bill for freedie mac and fannie mae to allow low income families to get mortgages they could not afford.
 
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