Dearest Mudtoe,
I have met your little brat of a brother and his charming wife so I can agree with you on what you had to deal with growing up.
Now about your age, listen up gal, age is but a number, it does not make the person and if you think young, behave young you will always be young.
Oh don't try getting back at little Ronnie as you might embarrasing him here as he might just make some real MUD and drive his white truck over that dirt road to your home and plaster your new SUV with it so you would be forced to hire one of his PWers to clean it.