My Magic Hat

[Russ Spence]

My Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time


It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew took off and left out the back door and l never got my order

 

[innovativewash]

My Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat:

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew took off and left out the back door and l never got my order

Hey Russ,
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[Doug Rucker]

yeah, cant see the pic

 

[Russ Johnson]

Now that's funny.


...but probably true.

 

[Russ Spence]

Now that's funny.


...but probably true.

Know whats even funnier? Kyle Bush just blew up on the back streatch!:clapping: :yes4: :yeah: uttahere:

 

[bhenson]

LOl nice one need to pick one of those up myself

 

[TheCleaningDoc]

Years ago a dad of my best friend took us all out to eat, no mind you he is part indian and part mexican, and he had a border patrol hat. Restaurant was busy and there was a wait until someone noticed the hat. Less than a minute later we had a pick of which table we wanted.

It was FUNNY and it works. LOL

 

[IndyExterior]

I'd be afraid I get more than 11 herbs and spices in my food.

 

[Lou hoods&more]

Pei Wei Hiring Following Sheriff Arpaio Raids

The owners of Pei Wei Asian Diner take out a full page ad in The Arizona Republic -- looking for workers in the wake of a raid on several restaurants.

uttahere:uttahere::slap:

 

[Paul Kassander]

Know whats even funnier? Kyle Bush just blew up on the back streatch!:clapping: :yes4: :yeah: uttahere:

That is funny!

And Funnier:woot:

 

[JimFergerson]

Good one Russ!
:rotflmao1:

 

[Russ Spence]

In all sincerity I love to see that "I think I have the runs" Look on his face when they interview him with yet another DNF!

BUT he is one whale of a driver!

Too bad for him today! LMAO

 

[Tony Shelton]

:cray:Tony Stewart.....

 

[Vince Wood]

I think Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart are both cry babies. I missed the race today though. Been busy getting the other machine on my truck going so I can put my trailer in storage to save some $$$ on fuel.

 

[Cooper]

There used to be a video somewhere on the net a few years back, where a guy has his buddy holding a hidden video cam and he pulls into a parking lot where illegals hang out and people come and hire them for day labor and stuff. He finds one that speaks english and tells him he needs all the help he can fit in the back of the truck for a painting job or something. The guy rounds up like 10 guys and they all climb in the truck, the driver is bout to die laughing while he drives STRAIGHT to the immigration office!! He stops right in front and jumps out screaming IMMIGRATION IMMIGRATION . ALL you see after that is A**holes and elbows!!! hahaha

 

[Ron Musgraves]

LOL , might get shot here. Didnt you hear Arizona is not with the goverment