Russ Spence
Commercial Pressure Wash Expert
An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Birmingham, Alabama burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Alabama: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
A: I-20 and I-10
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Birmingham, Alabama burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Alabama: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
A: I-20 and I-10