Me and my Gang

Your wife and your kid are always smiling...you always look so serious.
 
You still look like a party pooper! Just kidding, You have a nice Family, Kids will grow up soon so spend more time with your daughter then you really can.

They say that a daughter will spend 80% of thier time that they ever will with Dad by the time they are 12, My oldest is 15 and does not have alot of time for Dad. She has made some good choices about where she lives know and how she does here Home work.
But when she needs money, She knows where to go.

Matt
 
My 10 year old is Daddy's Girl and I'm trying to take advantage of it while she still admits she knows me.

:)
 
Since I'm not letting my daughter date until she is 50, or get her license, or go to a co-ed school....oh wait, my wife is saying something......."What dear?"....oh, ok....sorry I have to get off of here, my daughter needs the computer to check her myspace site....







:D Oh, How I wish I really did run my house....
 
Where in the world did you go that had a pink Ford? They really do have strange things in Barstow don't they?
 
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter

File these for later Anthony, you may want to have them laminated and posted in the entryway.


Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind will kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romance or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies, which feature chain saws, are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
 
HotShot_Anthony said:
hahahah...those are great. My daughter will dress like Laura Ingalls, and I make it clear that I do have guns....lots and lots of guns...:D
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My Dad was a cradle-robber the second time around- when he was almost 30 he married an 18 year old. When he picked her up at her house for the first time her mother asked him in (her dad is dead).
Mama put two 12 gauge shells on the kitchen table and told my Dad, "Have her home by 10."
Never cracked a smile.

Dad loved that old woman to death!
:p
 
When my oldest started dating I was on the local police department and yes the boy had to come inside to pick her up. I had my gun belt and badge laying out and was cleaning my hand gun. This worked very well each time she changed boy friends. She was never late getting home. Oh and I always ask for a discreption of the auto they would be using.
 
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