Mass Psychosis

Tony Shelton

BS Detector, Esquire
We've got 7 people in our household and/or workforce that are having a heck of a time with allergies.

Shelly is the one who has the time to go to the store.

We have been living off Claritin D for the past two weeks.

So she goes to Walmart today and is told she has to wait 5 days before she can buy anymore. She's apparently bought too much and is in danger of her hair and teeth falling out not to mention being blown up in that meth lab they think we have in the garage.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

I hope you do gooders who just want to save the world from all drugs are choking to death on your phlegm right now.

Here is a little insight:

IT IS NONE OF YOU DAMN BUSINESS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR BODIES.

The side effects of your crusades not only include households of families suffering from allergies for no reason whatsoever, but also include thousands of mothers left without a father for their child because he got caught with a joint in his car a couple of times and now resides upstate while you, stupid do-gooders - pay for her car, house, food and utilities via your taxes till he gets out. Then you will pay for them all because he can't get a job.

Geniuses.

Nevermind the hundreds of breadwinners that are shot during home invasions in the middle of the night by the nutcases we pay to enforce these ineffective and intrusive laws.

Here's a little bit of history for you do-gooders. When was the murder rate at it's absolute lowest in this country? It was right after prohibition was ended.

But, to genius do-gooders facts probably won't mean too much anyway.

I guess I'm off to the store to buy my limit of allergy medicine. Geniuses.
 
Relax Brother! Go to Sams Club and get Allegra. Ya can buy huge quantities of it there. Thats what I do. Stuff works great!
 
Junkie !!
 
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great stuff - get the alcohol free version or you will feel the fire.
 
Enabler!

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Hahaha!! BTW- you can get Allegra d with all the goodies in it too. I tried it but I could feel my hair on my head growing. ( what's left of it )
 
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