Chris, apparently we need to embrace our differences.
These upper crust children of our leaders need to be sensitive to the fact that we are NOT the greatest nation on earth and we perfectly understand why they sent planes over here to bomb Pearl Harbor.
It was our bullying by flexing our muscles and even daring to have a Navy in the first place that put us in the position where we needed to be attacked.
It was our own ego that caused us to encourage the heroes of 9/11 to fly planes into our buildings. If only we could learn to be more sensitive to the needs of others and stop being so conceited we would not have to be chastised in these ways for our own good. In honor of that thought the school plans to remove all pork from the menu and eliminate all toilet paper in lieu of the "hand wipe" to celebrate THEIR culture.
God Bless America (but bless all the other countries first because America is not special and this phrase is in no way intended to indicate that America or Americans are superior in any way to any other citizens of any other country)
